Joke of the day - Why Only Me?

I'm Always Dizzy Doctor Jokes Submitted by Anonymous "You see, doctor, I'm always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning," said Carla. "I have the solution for you," replied the doctor. "Really, what is it?" "Well, try getting up half an hour later."

Why Only Me? Police Jokes Submitted by Anonymous A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked the policeman, "Why was I pulled over when I wasn't the only one speeding." The policeman replied, "Have you ever been fishing?" The man then said, "Yes, I have." "Well, have you ever caught all the fish?" asked the policeman.

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