Joke of the day - Breakfast Time

Good Eyesight Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Bhanu Sandesh "I have really good eyesight. Even in the dark, I can see things that are far away." "Really, like what things?" "Well, the moon and the stars."

Breakfast Time Marriage Jokes Submitted by wadejagz "If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart," said Tracy, the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready." "Good, what are we having for breakfast?" asked Dewey, the new husband. "Toast and juice," Tracy replied.

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Common Sense "Among life's many mysteries, I have often wondered why we designate as 'common sense' a trait in such short supply?" - Anonymous -

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