Joke of the day - First Airplane Ride

Get The Job Done Business Jokes Submitted by wadejagz "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine. I'll take two."

First Airplane Ride Kid Jokes Submitted by Douglas I was six years old when my daddy took me for my first airplane ride. We boarded the plane and I got the window seat. After a short while I turned to daddy and exclaimed, "Daddy! We're so high up all the cars on the freeway down there look like ants." Daddy moved over and looked out the window. After a moment he smiled and said, "Those are ants my dear, we haven't taken off yet."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Experience "Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, and the lesson afterwards." - Vernon Sanders Law -

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