It's a mouthful!
| | | GABE RUTH INVENTED A CANDY BAR | | The Gabey Ruth has not been approved by the FDA. | | They wanted a real list of ingredients instead of a description that just said "whatever's lying around". | | The Gabey Ruth comes in two sizes: a regular size and fun size, which is actually the bigger of the two. | | Gabe says there's nothing fun about a candy bar that doesn't have enough mass. | | Dogs and other small domesticated animals should NOT eat a Gabey Ruth. | | It's not just the chocolate that will kill them; there are trace amounts of poison in the bar as well. | | Gabe's teammate Lou Gehrig tried one of the candy bars and came down with a strange illness afterwards. | | Gabe said it was totally unrelated. | | Cut the line and get a text when new styles arrive.
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