Captured in birddogs sweatpants
| | | CRIMINALLY LAZY MOMENTS CAPTURED IN OUR SWEATPANTS | | Hoff was so lazy, he didn't feel like grabbing a paper towel after washing his hands. | | He just wiped them on the shirt of the guy next to him. | | John was so lazy, he saw a forest fire and DIDN'T call it in. | | Karl was so lazy, he didn't buy anyone a Christmas present last year. | | He faked his own death right after Thanksgiving and laid low for the next month. | | Sam was so lazy, he ate a frozen Hot Pocket because he didn't want to put it in the microwave. | | He couldn't bite into it of course, so he just sort of sucked on it for a while like a ham and cheese popsicle. | | Cut the line and get a text when new styles arrive.
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