It's part of his plan to "make the world smarter"͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | OUR BOSS, PETER, HAD ANOTHER BABY | | In an effort to "make the world smarter," birddogs CEO has sired another heir. | | With the new baby, Peter officially created the birddogs parental leave program. | | The policy is, if you have a baby you are free to leave and find another place to work. | | Peter asked us to watch his newborn for a couple of hours. | | We had to remind Karl several times that babysitting does not mean sitting on the baby to keep it warm like an egg. | | Jack had mixed feelings about the baby. | | On one hand it was another opportunity to show Peter how responsible he was, but on the other, it was another person competing for Peter's attention. | | Hoff wanted to know why Peter's son doesn't have a p*nis. | | We told him it's because she was a girl. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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