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| | After doing some holiday shopping near Rockefeller Center, Karl spotted what he really wanted for Christmas. | | The star high atop New York's famed 80-foot tree. | | Once he sized up the massive tree, he tried to climb to the top and take the gold star for his own. | | However, Karl has terrible eyesight and grossly miscalculated just how big the star was. | | Half-way through his ascent, Karl realized he was too much man for the tree as it toppled over and crashed. | | Everyone went running and screaming but Karl assumed it was probably unrelated to the disaster he caused. | | The giant tree crushed Santa's workshop and left St. Nick with a concussion. | | Santa's elves tried to hook Karl with giant candy canes but he broke right through while shouting, "if it don't zap me, it can't trap me!" | | That's when police fired several taser guns into Karl's neck and cranked him with 50,000 volts of holiday cheer. | | Footage of the fallen tree and Karl giving Santa a concussion went viral. | | But that wasn't nearly as bad as the televised interview Karl gave telling everyone to, "calm down" because, "Santa isn't even real." | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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