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"Deck Beers"
What are are they and why they're awesome. | | This is a perfect deck for Deck Beers. | | These are perfect beers for Deck Beers. | | When the weather gets warm in New England, we all get excited for Deck Beers.
These are special beers that you drink on your deck with your drinking buddies.
To have great Deck Beers, you should have a large cooler filled with ice and plenty of delicious beer.
We recommend Jack's Abby. | | The internet has been ablaze since we first started talking about Deck Beers, so we decided to answer the hard hitting questions:
FAQ:
Did you guys make up "Deck Beers" or are they a real thing? | | They're real, and they're spectacular.
(Just check Urban Dictionary for "Deck Beers")
We would not make this stuff up and we'd never lead you astray. | | Should I send an Evite for Deck Beers? | | Is it the end of the world if you send an Evite for Deck Beers? No, probably not.
But your friends will likely think you're a complete loser and remove you from the group text.
The proper Deck Beers invitation?
Simply group text two words to your crew:
"Deck Beers?"
You can expect the good ones to arrive within 10 minutes with cold beers. | | Can I just keep the beers inside in the fridge, or do I really need a cooler? | | If you don't have a cooler, you might as well jump off the deck.
Forcing your guests in and out of the house for more beers is a despicable move.
You'll never host another Deck Beers again.
You need a large cooler- preferably a coffin cooler- filled with ice and about 60 delicious beers.
Again, we recommend Jack's Abby and lots of 'em. | | Why do you keep recommending Jack's Abby lagers? | | Their award-winning lagers are delicious, they're from MA and yes, they're a sponsor.
Their Porch Fest Summer Lager is scientifically designed for Deck Beers. | | What if my friends stay too late and my wife gives me the death stare? | | It's important to be a great Deck Beers host.
You may need to deal with ramifications in the morning.
That's just part of the beauty of Deck Beers. | | Do I really need a speaker with good tunes for Deck Beers? | | 100% Mandatory. My Awesome Mix Tape #6 is highly recommended. 1. Night Ranger - Sister Christian 2. Rick Springfield - Jessie's Girl 3. NENA - 99 Luftballons | | P.S. While it's not mandatory, we do recommend having a NIPYATA! present at all Deck Beers all summer long. To get involved, check out the website or download our app below. | | Download the booziest app today! | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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