Epic Snow Foam Fails ☠️

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EPIC SNOW FOAM FAILS   Eclipse this, solar flares that, isn't it time you stepped out of the dark?   Those reports of declining birth rates are no joke, it's time to fix your foam game and stop turning the neighborhood off.   Just 30 seconds is all we need to teach you how to shoot foam so thick they'll call you "el tiro del dinero".   No hablas español? It means 'The Money Shot'.

HOW TO FIX WEAK FOAM     Step 1. Check Your Pressure Washer   Nothing makes weak foam like weak pressure.   Your foam cannon should explain minimums for PSI/BAR as well as GPM (that's gallons per minute, FYI).     Step 2. Your Foam Cannon Sucks   So you bought a foam cannon on Temu that looks suspiciously like a used office fire extinguisher.   You know what those guys use your data for right?   There's gonna be a Chinese clone of you walking around Beijing before I hit send on this email.   Say Nǐ hǎo to your new family for us.     Step 3. Your Snow Foam Sucks   We got a little bored in the labs over the winter.   We scoured Reddit posts about snow foam and how it's pretty much just a gimmick for TikTok and soaping up your ride.   So leaning in to the trend we decided to produce this...   A product that produces such a ridiculous amount of foam, we've attracted interest from HornPub for special fx.   We call it Sadistic Suds.   Unleash the Beast - Foam so thick, your neighbors will call the fire department!

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