. . .
You're still here loitering on my porch instead of clicking and buying?
*scratches dome*
No, brain, they don't need my stuff or they'll die.
No, (most) other protein supplements don't taste like shame and possum parts.
No, Ratatouille wasn't a boring movie, you incorrigible clown.
*ugh*
Ah, I know!
All flavors of our protein powders are on sale, so that means you have all kinds of ways to save and savor.
For instance, we have 15 flavors of Whey+ to choose from, including...
1. Salted Caramel (my personal favorite)
2. Dutch Chocolate (#1 bestseller)
3. Birthday Cake (between us . . . my #2)
4. Fruity Cereal (an instafreakingbuy if you like Fruity Pebbles)
5. Strawberry Banana (makes killer smoothies)
6. Mocha Cappuccino (surprisingly good, especially when mixed/blended with coffee)
7. And more . . .
We also have several flavors of Casein+ and Plant+ if none of that dings your ling.
So anyway, here's that link again:
⇒ https://legionathletics.com/products/on-sale/
Click it!
AHHHH
LOUD NOISES
clangs pots and pans
Mike
P.S. Here are three reasons why you should give me your money:
1. All of my protein products are naturally sweetened and flavored and contain no artificial food dyes, fillers, or unnecessary junk.
2. My protein powders contain basically no carbs or fat, which means you don't have to waste calories and macros on shakes.
3. All of my products are produced in some of the country's top FDA-inspected and NSF-approved facilities and tested in third-party labs to ensure we (and you) get exactly what we pay for.
Hie thee hence, though, because the prices go back up at midnight:
Click here ⇒ https://legionathletics.com/products/on-sale/
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