Thursday, June 25, 2009

Clean Joke of the Day

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

In the examination paper the Professor wanted his students
to sign a form stating They had not received any outside
assistance.

Unsure of whether he should sign the form, one student
stated that he had prayed for the assistance of God.

The Professor carefully studied the answer script and then
said, "You can sign it with a clear conscience. God did not
assist you."
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Does it sometimes feel the same to you?

Hear, O LORD, when I cry with my voice: have mercy also upon
me, and answer me. When thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my
heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek. Hide not
thy face far from me; put not thy servant away in anger:
thou hast been my help; leave me not, neither forsake me, O
God of my salvation.

When my father and my mother forsake me, then the LORD will
take me up. Teach me thy way, O LORD, and lead me in a plain
path, because of mine enemies. Deliver me not over unto the
will of mine enemies: for false witnesses are risen up
against me, and such as breathe out cruelty.

I had fainted, unless I had believed to see the goodness of
the LORD in the land of the living. Wait on the LORD: be of
good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I
say, on the LORD. -Psalms 27:7

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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