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Political Jokes :: #9265 By alison from USA. Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read: Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00. Thanks, Billy Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Career skill tips :: #5855 By Robert Schultz from Henderson, NV USA. Think Big T alent: Our Creator has endowed all of us not just with the ability to sing, dance or throw a ball, but with intellectual talent. Start getting in touch with that part of you that is intellectual and develop that; and think of careers that will allow you to use that. H onesty: If you lead a clean and honest life, you don't put skeletons in the closet. If you put skeletons in the closet, they definitely will come back just when you don't want to see them and ruin your life. I nsight: It comes from people who have already gone where you're trying to go. Learn from their triumphs and their mistakes. N ice: If you're nice to people, then once they get over the suspicion of why you're being nice, they will be nice to you. K nowledge: It makes you into a more valuable person. The more knowledge you have, the more people need you. It's an interesting phenomenon, but when people need you, they pay you, so you'll be okay in life. B ooks: They are the mechanism for obtaining knowledge, as opposed to television. I n-Depth Learning: Learn for the sake of knowledge and understanding, rather than for the sake of impressing people or taking a test. G od: Never get too big for Him. From the book "Think Big" By Dr Den Carson Also: A Second Chance To be happy, drop the words "if only" and substitute instead the words "next time" - Stanley Blanton, M.D.-     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com