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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
A picky customer went to a small food shop and saw a new
delivery of fresh fruit. "Give me two kilograms of oranges
and wrap every orange up in a separate piece of paper,
please," he said to the saleswoman. She did.
"Add three kilograms of cherries, please, and wrap up every
one in a separate piece of paper, too." She did.
"And what is that there?" he asks, pointing out a bushel
basket in the corner.
"Raisins," said the saleswoman, "but they are not for sale!"
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He that is faithful in that which is least is faithful also
in much: and he that is unjust in the least is unjust also
in much. If therefore ye have not been faithful in the
unrighteous mammon, who will commit to your trust the true
riches? And if ye have not been faithful in that which is
another man's, who shall give you that which is your own?
-Luke 16:10
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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