Thursday, September 10, 2009

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The Joke of The Day
Entertainment Jokes :: #19995
By Anonymous from USA.

A man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new car.

"I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car," he said. "That's right, sir," the salesman answered. "We will replace anything that breaks."

"Fine, I need a new garage door."




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By John Forman from London United Kingdom

Success
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."

- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

 
 
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