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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
The Chaplain had been assigned to the ship and he noticed
how much grief the cooks (Mess Specialists) caught from the
crew and how they gave back as much as they got. He talked
to the Food Service Officer and decided to talk to the cooks
and get them to be more cheerful when they served the meals
to the sailors coming down the line.
"A smile, a cheerful comment, and a willingness to serve,
will all reap great benefits," he told them.
After his pep talk the Food Service Officer and the Chaplain
stood back and watched the food being served.
A new sailor aboard walked down the line but he didn't like
anything he saw so he just carried his tray down the line
till he got to the desert section. He picked up a saucer
containing a large piece of chocolate cake.
The Mess Specialist looked at him, "Is that all you're gonna
eat," he asked.
The sailor said, "Yeah, the rest of it don't look too
appetizing."
The Mess Specialist smiled and said, "Well, in that case
would you like two pieces of cake?"
The Chaplain smiled and hit the Food Service Officer in the
ribs, "I told you my talk did them some good."
The kid said, "Yeah, man, I'd appreciate it."
The cook leaned over and cut the piece of cake on the tray
in half.
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Finally, be ye all of one mind, having compassion one of
another, love as brethren, be pitiful, be courteous: Not
rendering evil for evil, or railing for railing: but
contrariwise blessing; knowing that ye are thereunto called,
that ye should inherit a blessing.
For he that will love life, and see good days, let him
refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak
no guile: Let him eschew evil, and do good; let him seek
peace, and ensue it.
For the eyes of the Lord are over the righteous, and his
ears are open unto their prayers: but the face of the Lord
is against them that do evil. -1 Peter 3:8
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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