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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Consider these newly discovered laws of the universe...
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced
jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are
directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated
with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get a busy signal.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the
one you were in will start to move faster than the one you
are in now.
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water,
the telephone rings.
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Are you ready?
I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus
Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his
appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in
season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all
longsuffering and doctrine.
For the time will come when they will not endure sound
doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to
themselves teachers, having itching ears; and they shall
turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned
unto fables.
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the
work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.
-2 Timothy 4:1
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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