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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

As John and his five year old son were headed to McDonald's
one day, they passed a car accident. Usually when they saw
something terrible like that, they would say a prayer for
those who might be hurt, so John pointed and said to his
son, "We should pray."

From the back seat John heard his son's earnest request:
"Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to
McDonald's."
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How much compassion do you have for the people surrounding
you?

And Jesus went forth, and saw a great multitude, and was
moved with compassion toward them, and he healed their sick.
-Matthew 14:14

And Jesus, when he came out, saw much people, and was moved
with compassion toward them, because they were as sheep not
having a shepherd: and he began to teach them many things.
-Mark 6:34

But whoso hath this world's good, and seeth his brother have
need, and shutteth up his bowels of compassion from him, how
dwelleth the love of God in him? -1 John 3:17

Keep yourselves in the love of God, looking for the mercy of
our Lord Jesus Christ unto eternal life. And of some have
compassion, making a difference: and others save with fear,
pulling them out of the fire; hating even the garment spotted
by the flesh.

Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to
present you faultless before the presence of his glory with
exceeding joy, to the only wise God our Saviour, be glory
and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.
-Jude 1:21

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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