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Kid Jokes :: #20445 By Anonymous from USA. Trying to come to the aid of his Dad, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the mischievous child piped up, "Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Business :: #3367 By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. IS THIS THE PATH OF THE FUTURE? At one time it was believed that if a better mousetrap were invented, the world would beat a path to the inventor's door; this is not true today; if a better mousetrap were invented today, the inventor would also need a better infomercial for late night TV.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com