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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Two women were taking a tour through the zoo. When their
guide came to the area where the ostriches resided, he
stopped to explain, "Now this, ladies, is a very unusual
bird. It can see very little and can digest practically
anything."

"Oh my," exclaimed one of the women, "Wouldn't it make an
ideal husband?"
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I made a covenant with mine eyes; why then should I think
upon a maid? For what portion of God is there from above?
And what inheritance of the Almighty from on high?

Is not destruction to the wicked? and a strange punishment
to the workers of iniquity? Doth not he see my ways, and
count all my steps? If I have walked with vanity, or if my
foot hath hasted to deceit; Let me be weighed in an even
balance, that God may know mine integrity.

If my step hath turned out of the way, and mine heart walked
after mine eyes, and if any blot hath cleaved to mine hands;
Then let me sow, and let another eat; yea, let my offspring
be rooted out.

If mine heart have been deceived by a woman, or if I have
laid wait at my neighbour's door; Then let my wife grind
unto another, and let others bow down upon her. For this is
an heinous crime; yea, it is an iniquity to be punished by
the judges.

For it is a fire that consumeth to destruction, and would
root out all mine increase. -Job 31:1

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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