Sunday, July 4, 2010

WeeklyJokes.com #56

Hi :),

Here is this week's joke from WeeklyJokes.com.

Favorite Line in a Movie

Lloyd Dobler:

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.

You know, as a career, I don't want to do that....

What I really want to do with my life - what I want to do for a living - is I want to be with your daughter.

I'm good at it."

- John Cussack in "Say Anything" 

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Inspirational Quote

There are many ways to be free. One of them is to transcend
reality by imagination, as I try to do.

- Anais Nin

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