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Idiots Jokes :: #18950 By from USA. Two roofers, Larry and Joe were on the roof laying tile, when a sudden win gust came and knocked down their ladder. "I have an idea" said Larry. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder." What, do you thing, I'm stupid? "I have and idea" said Joe. "I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light." What, do you think I'm stupid? "You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Childcare :: #6090 By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. THE ,MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS If curiosity has any chance of surviving into adulthood, then every child's question of "Why?" should always be answered, even if only by saying "I don't know". Mystery is the nurture of curiosity, not its end. To say, "I don't know." to a child only whets the child's appetite to exceed the adult. Isn't this what we want for all children?     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com