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Marriage Jokes :: #691 By Emilio Candia from Santiago R. M. Chile A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #163 By Garret Geichy from Loveland USA. Letting Go It is because of our attachment to things that we suffer. By letting go we find that we have not lost anything except our attachment. Sogyal Rinpoche     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com