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Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #985
By Samantha from Unknown

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.



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By mike swindlehurst from bournemouth United Kingdom

Judging others
You are not qualified to judge another, until you have walked in his moccasins for a whole moon. = Native North American =

 
 
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