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Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #985 By Samantha from Unknown A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?" "Twenty-six," he said. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Proverbs :: #2302 By mike swindlehurst from bournemouth United Kingdom Judging others You are not qualified to judge another, until you have walked in his moccasins for a whole moon. = Native North American =     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com