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Scifi Jokes :: #23778 By Louis Matte from Prince George British Columbia Canada How can this be? Scientists say the world began with a Big Bang 13 billion years ago. All mankind got hit on the back of the head, and now astronomers see stars Millions of Light years away. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #6263 By WantingCoins from Kirkland Lake Canada Stop Smoking I smoked cigarettes for at least twenty years before I made the decision to quit. "I did it this way" 1- For two weeks I told everyone that would listen and "I mean everyone" that if I could quit smoking for two weeks, I'd never smoke again. 2- A short time later on a Sunday morning I made the decision to quit! 3- It lasted one year then I started again and smoked for another year! 4- I tried it again for two weeks I told everyone that would listen that if I could stop smoking for two weeks I'd never smoke again! 5- That was 1983, and I've not had the desire to smoke since! I hope that this helps you! Lucien     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com