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Doctors Jokes :: #454
By Thomas Rose from Unknown

This guy goes into a doctor's office. The doctor says, "Oh, Mr. Jones! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?" The guy shrugs and says, "Well I guess I'll have the bad news first." "Well the bad news is, you have 24 hours to live," the doctor replies. The man is distraught, "24 hours to live? That's horrible! What could be worse than that? What's the VERY bad news?" The doctor folds his hands and sighs, "The very bad news is...I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."


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One-Liners :: #702
By Christian E from USA.

Be smart and think about it!
We don't see things as they are

We see them as we want them to be!

 
 
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