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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #4609
By Jennifer from Oklahoma USA.

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the pearly gates.



They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and

family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say

about you?

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the

greates doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful

husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our

children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies,

"I would like to hear them say... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"




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Health :: #991
By Larry Mayes from Houston,Texas USA.

Long Life
If you want to live a long life avoid hospitals. More people die in hospitals than anywhere else.

 
 
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