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Animal Jokes :: #14591 By Illian Ambrosio from Kitchener Ontario Canada Two guys are hiking in the forest when they suddenly come across a big Grizzly bear! The one guy takes off his hiking boots and puts on some running shoes! His friend says to him "You're crazy! There's no use, do you know how fast Grizzlies are, you'll never be able to out run it!" and the guy says, "I only have to out run you!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Miscellaneous :: #2990 By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. NEW WEAPONS BUT OLD FEARS Atomic weapons haven't created a new danger for us; rather they have only increased the potential efficiency of an old danger- that of mankind's fear of other's differences and how to reduce those fears by reducing the others.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com