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Police Jokes :: #20416 By Anonymous from USA. A truck driver is driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Stress Control :: #3774 By Anonymous from USA. Guide to good decisions Define the situation. Is there a problem that needs solving, or are you looking to make improvements? Can the decision be broken down into smaller parts? Is there a deadline for the decision? Consider the impact of the decision. How long will you be affected by it? Is it reversible? Who else will be affected by it? Gather information and ideas. Be creative about where you look for information. Seek out different perspectives. Write down your alternatives. Generate a list of ideas. Evaluate each option. Picture how alternatives would be carried out. What resources would be needed? Imagine possible outcomes. List pros and cons. Identify those that are deal makes or deal breakers. These will depend on your values. Trust your instincts. Realize that in many situations you are not going to find the perfect answer. Once you have made a decision accept it. You may need to re-evaluate it as you go along, but don't add stress by second-guessing yourself or by looking back. The most important - try to make decisions when you are rested, relaxed and clearheaded.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com