Joke of the day - Good Lights

I'm Always Here For You Word Play Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A homeowner phones a plumber, "Can you come over and fix my kitchen sink again?" The plumber replied, "You know I'm always at your disposal."

Good Lights Holiday Jokes Submitted by Mounika A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights. I showed her our top brand, but—wanting to make sure each bulb worked—she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in. I did, and each one lit up. "Great," she said. I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed. "I don't want this box," she said abruptly. "It's been opened."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com No Tears No man or woman is worth your tears… but the one who is, won't make you cry.

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