Joke of the day - Official Carpet Measurements

Fish Money One Liner Jokes Submitted by Bhanu Sandesh Where do fish keep their money? "In the River Banks."

Official Carpet Measurements Misc Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A woman walked into my father's carpet store. She'd just moved out of her parents' home and needed something for her new living room. "Do you know how big the room is?" my father asked her. "Yes," she said. "It's 22 flip-flops long by 18 flip-flops wide... and I wear a size 8."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Achievement "The heights, by great men, reached and kept, were not attained by sudden flight. But they, while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night." - H.W. Longfellow -

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