Joke of the day - A Bite On My Neck

Doing Nothing Relationship Jokes Submitted by D-Gellybean Wife: Whatcha doing? Me: Nothing. Wife: You did that yesterday. Me: I wasn't finished.

A Bite On My Neck Doctor Jokes Submitted by iamacutie Patient: Doctor I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Doctor: Drink this water. Patient: Will this make me feel better? Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see leaks and know where the vampire bit you.

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Relationships And Being Happy "A very wise, old man once told me, 'Son, if you cannot get along with someone, it's just best to leave that person alone, part ways, and go on with your life. That is one of life's keys to being happy.'" - John W. Dillow -

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