Joke of the day - What A Dog

Please Advise Teacher Jokes Submitted by ayush School teacher sends home a note with student. The note reads, "Your son is an obedient and bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls." Mother sends a note back the following day, "Please advise a solution. Father has the same problem."

What A Dog Animal Jokes Submitted by Leibel A guy walks into a restaurant with a small dog. The waiter says, "Sir, I'm very sorry, but we don't allow dogs in here." The guy replies, "But this isn't just any dog ... this dog can play the piano!" The waiter responds, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay and have a meal on the house!" So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing. Ragtime, Mozart ... and the waiter and patrons are enjoying the music. Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out. The waiter asks the guy, "What was that all about?" The guy says, "Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com You Decide "Coming to terms with something is often more rewarding in the end than the price you would eventually pay for running away from them."

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