Joke of the day - A Snail Never Forgets

Feel Like Curtains? Doctor Jokes Submitted by Rene A patient sobs to his doctor, "I feel like a pair of curtains!" Doctor replies, "Well pull yourself together man!"

A Snail Never Forgets Animal Jokes Submitted by Kee A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street. A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch. The snail looks up and says, "What the heck was that all about?!?!"

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