Joke of the day - Good Sense

Good Advice Family Jokes Submitted by sravanthi My sister is a know-it-all who bristles at anyone's well-intentioned advice. But when our older sister gave her several clever tips, she was impressed. "I have to hand it to Pat," she told me. "She really is smart. Not Jeopardy smart, more like Wheel of Fortune smart."

Good Sense Family Jokes Submitted by srg Before my daughter went on her first date, I gave her "the talk." "Sometimes, it's easy to get carried away when you're with a boy," I said. "Remember, a short moment of indiscretion could ruin your life." "Don't worry," she said. "I don't plan on ruining my life until I get married."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Success "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, then success is sure." - Mark Twain -

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