Joke of the day - What's A Tupperware Party?

Priority List Family Jokes Submitted by Mary As she slid behind the wheel for her first driving lesson, my daughter couldn't contain her excitement. "You need to make adjustments so the car is comfortable for you, the driver," I began. "Now, what's the first thing you should do?" "Change the radio station," she said.

What's A Tupperware Party? Family Jokes Submitted by Mary One evening after dinner, my five-year-old son Brian noticed that his mother had gone out. In answer to his questions, I told him, "Mommy is at a Tupperware party." This explanation satisfied him for only a moment. Puzzled, he asked, "What's a Tupperware party, Dad?" I've always given my son honest answers, so I figured a simple explanation would be the best approach. "Well, Brian," I said, "at a Tupperware party, a bunch of ladies sit around and sell plastic bowls to each other." Brian nodded, indicating that he understood. Then he burst into laughter. "Come on, Dad," he said. "What is it really?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Mathematics "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain. And as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." - Albert Einstein -

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