Joke of the day - Same Ticket, Same Cop

That Second Ticket Entertainment Jokes Submitted by Anonymous A tightwad was convinced by a friend to buy a couple of lottery tickets. But after he won the big prize he didn't seem happy. "What's wrong?" the friend asked. "You just became a millionaire!" "I know," he groaned, "but I can't imagine why I bought that second ticket!"

Same Ticket, Same Cop Police Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein My husband was driving home from work when he was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt. Two days later – same ticket, same cop. "So," the officer said, "have you learned anything?" "Yes, I have," said my husband. "I've learned I need to take a different way home from work."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Just Like Iron "Politics wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that it attracts so many politicians."

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