Joke of the day - Two Snakes are Walking

Did You Hear Alcatraz Moved? Dumb Criminals Submitted by Lare Avery Did you hear that they moved all the prisoners from Alcatraz island over to the Greek island of Crete? They also changed the name to Con-Crete!

Two Snakes are Walking Animal Jokes Submitted by Anonymous Two snakes are walking down the street. "Oh man, I have to ask you something," the little one said. "What is it?" "Are we dangerous? You know, venomous?" The other one said, "Of course we are, why?" "Because I just bit myself!"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Gain More, Lose Less "The eagerness to listen, results in an increase in knowledge, which is diminished proportionally by an eagerness to speak."

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