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Marriage Jokes
Submitted by sravanthi A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."
He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"
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| Traffic Warning
Police Jokes
Submitted by HENNE A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan."
The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."
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