Joke of the day - Well, He Wasn't Lying

Mixology 101 Misc Jokes Submitted by Tomaso Q: What do you get when you mix vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia? A: A Philips Screwdriver.

Well, He Wasn't Lying School Jokes Submitted by Benjamin *In class* Teacher: "Jay,why are you down today?" Jay: "Because my mom is at the hospital and my dad is at the police station." Teacher: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, dear. Do you want to go home?" Jay: "Yes, please." After Jay has left the classroom, the teacher asks the other classmates, "Why is Jay's father at the police station and the mother at the hospital?" Classmate: "Because his father is a policeman and his mom's a nurse."

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