Monday, July 17, 2017

Joke of the day - Well, He Wasn't Lying

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Mixology 101
Misc Jokes
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Q: What do you get when you mix vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia?

A: A Philips Screwdriver.

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Well, He Wasn't Lying
School Jokes
Submitted by Benjamin

*In class*

Teacher: "Jay,why are you down today?"

Jay: "Because my mom is at the hospital and my dad is at the police station."

Teacher: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, dear. Do you want to go home?"

Jay: "Yes, please."

After Jay has left the classroom, the teacher asks the other classmates, "Why is Jay's father at the police station and the mother at the hospital?"

Classmate: "Because his father is a policeman and his mom's a nurse."

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