Joke of the day - Caffeine Operated

After His Divorce Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous After his divorce, Mr. Lewis came to an important realization... He realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with an astounding financial loss.

Caffeine Operated Computer Jokes Submitted by srg The chef of the upscale restaurant I manage collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer. The liquid poured into the processing unit, and resulted in some dramatic crackling and popping sounds. After sopping up the mess, we gathered around the terminal as the computer was turned back on. "Please let it work," pleaded the guilt-ridden waiter. A waitress replied, "Should be faster than ever. That was a double espresso."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com True Success To really succeed in business you need to develop relationships. A good relationship is based on seeing and understanding things from the other person's perspective.

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