Joke of the day - Don't Despair

Listening Skills School Jokes Submitted by srg "Guess what?" yelled my high schooler as he burst through the door. "I got a 100 on the Spanish quiz that I didn't even know we were having." "That's great!" I said. "But why didn't you know about the quiz?" "Because our teacher told us about it in Spanish."

Don't Despair Religious Jokes Submitted by wadejagz Sister Grace at the convent opened a letter from home and found a $100 bill from her parents. She smiled at the gesture. As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily-dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below. Quickly, she wrote, "Don't despair. Sister Grace" on a piece of paper, wrapped the $100 bill in it, and tossed it out the window. The stranger picked it up and read the note. He tipped his hat to Sister Grace and hurried away. The next day, Sister Grace was told that a man was asking to see her. She went down and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills. "What's this?" she asked. "That's your $8,000, sister," he replied. "'Don't Despair' paid 80-to-1."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Intelligence "If I had six hours to cut down a tree, I would spend four hours sharpening the ax." - Abraham Lincoln -

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