📖 An anti-aging tale

Gather 'round friend, I have a tale to tell -

There was once a man with a face wrinkled like an old leather book. One day, he discovered the magic of Disco's Anti-Aging Kit and instantly, he looked better, younger, more vibrant.

But, this man wasn't content. He vowed to return to the youthful complexion of his 20s and so he hoarded over 200 of our Anti-Aging Kits. He stacked mask over mask, all 200, until the masks protruded 3 feet from his face and he rested his chin on a table to bare the weight.

The morning after this extreme skincare routine, he rushed to the mirror, expecting to see his 20-year-old self. But guess what? He looked not a day over eight. He leapfrogged past his prime and landed smack in the sandbox of adolescence.

Now, don't let this tale scare you off. Disco's Anti-Aging Kit is still the golden ticket to a radiant, younger-looking you. Just maybe don't use 200 at once, okay?

Click here to shop the Anti-Aging Kit.

Stay young (or at least try to),
Ben
Founder @ Disco Skincare 

 

 

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