War on Pigeons We're officially declaring war ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | | | | Friends, allies, vehicle owners. Today marks a historic day for all who express their freedom through vehicle ownership. We're officially declaring the war on pigeons. Those avian sky rats armed with their acidic berry poop canons have stained one too many paint jobs and we will no longer stand for it. THE WAR ON PIGEONS IS UPON US. Can we count on your support? | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ARMOR SHIELD IX: MAX DIY CERAMIC COATING KIT | | | Take your ceramic coating to the max with 3 years of guaranteed durability, 6x faster curing and 2x more hydrophobics. | | | | | | | | | | | | | I can't say enough about armor shield max, it was extremely easy to install and made my paint look like glass. I will definitely be using it in the future on all my vehicles. | | | | | | | | | | | Have tried most well known brands and AvalonKing has always been my top choice. I did my personal 2 years ago
and it still looks flawless. I ended up doing all of our cars. Couldn't be happier with this product! | | | | | | | | | | | Let me start this out by saying if you're on the fence about using AvalonKing as a DIY kit, you shouldn't be. | | | | | | | | | | | PSYCHO CERAMIC DETAIL SPRAY | | | Are you lazy and generally passive towards global avian vehicle owner affairs? If you answered yes, you're a psycho, and we've aptly named this product as the lazy man's defense against those flying rats. No prep, just pray and spray to ultimate gloss baby. | | | | | | Those pesky pigeons tipped off the government and got our weapon of mass destruction impounded. Armor Shield G.O.A.T. is our highly anticipated 5-year pro-grade coating. The government suits over at the EPA lobbied to get this banned and so we're facing some unforeseen paperwork. We should have it back and ready to ship next week. Sign up below and we'll email you as soon as it's ready. | | | | | | AvalonKing 30 N Gould St. Sheridan, WY | | | | | | You like us, you just don't like-like us. | | | | | | | | | |
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