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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Consider these newly discovered laws of the universe...

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced
jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are
directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated
with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get a busy signal.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the
one you were in will start to move faster than the one you
are in now.

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water,
the telephone rings.
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Are you ready?

I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus
Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his
appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in
season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all
longsuffering and doctrine.

For the time will come when they will not endure sound
doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to
themselves teachers, having itching ears; and they shall
turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned
unto fables.

But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the
work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.
-2 Timothy 4:1

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The Chaplain had been assigned to the ship and he noticed
how much grief the cooks (Mess Specialists) caught from the
crew and how they gave back as much as they got. He talked
to the Food Service Officer and decided to talk to the cooks
and get them to be more cheerful when they served the meals
to the sailors coming down the line.

"A smile, a cheerful comment, and a willingness to serve,
will all reap great benefits," he told them.

After his pep talk the Food Service Officer and the Chaplain
stood back and watched the food being served.

A new sailor aboard walked down the line but he didn't like
anything he saw so he just carried his tray down the line
till he got to the desert section. He picked up a saucer
containing a large piece of chocolate cake.

The Mess Specialist looked at him, "Is that all you're gonna
eat," he asked.

The sailor said, "Yeah, the rest of it don't look too
appetizing."

The Mess Specialist smiled and said, "Well, in that case
would you like two pieces of cake?"

The Chaplain smiled and hit the Food Service Officer in the
ribs, "I told you my talk did them some good."

The kid said, "Yeah, man, I'd appreciate it."

The cook leaned over and cut the piece of cake on the tray
in half.

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Finally, be ye all of one mind, having compassion one of
another, love as brethren, be pitiful, be courteous: Not
rendering evil for evil, or railing for railing: but
contrariwise blessing; knowing that ye are thereunto called,
that ye should inherit a blessing.

For he that will love life, and see good days, let him
refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak
no guile: Let him eschew evil, and do good; let him seek
peace, and ensue it.

For the eyes of the Lord are over the righteous, and his
ears are open unto their prayers: but the face of the Lord
is against them that do evil. -1 Peter 3:8

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A student of philosophy was taking his final written exam at
his university. The assignment for the 5-hour long exam was
to write an essay on the topic, "What is courage?"

The young man sat at his desk and thought for a little while.
Finally, he scribbled something on the piece of paper in
front of him, got up, and turned in the piece of paper.

All he had written was: "This is."
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Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage;
be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the LORD thy
God is with thee whithersoever thou goest. -Joshua 1:9

O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth
the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer. Be
of good courage, and he shall strengthen your heart, all ye
that hope in the LORD. -Psalms 31:23

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Q: What's the punishment for bigamy?
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Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

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The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

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A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find
a young minister from the neighborhood who said, "I'm
collecting donations for the new children's home we're
building. I hope you'll give what you can."

"To be sure," said the beleaguered woman, "I'll give you two
boys, two girls, or one of each."
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Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of
the womb is his reward. As arrows are in the hand of a
mighty man; so are children of the youth.

Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they
shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies
in the gate. -Psalm 127:3

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Because our former small-town church was not a wealthy one,
our pastor was dependent on parishioners for the upkeep and
maintenance of the church. Once he asked my husband, Sam, to
rewire some of the church's communication systems.

The only way to reach a portion of the wiring was to enter
the attic above the altar and crawl over the ceiling by
balancing on the rafters. Concerned for my husband's safety,
I waited in a pew. Unbeknownst to me, some parishioners were
congregating in the foyer. They paid little attention to me,
probably assuming I was praying.

Worried about my husband, I looked up toward the ceiling and
yelled, "Sam, Sam! Are you up there? Did you make it okay?"

There was quite an outburst from the foyer when Sam's hearty
voice echoed down, "Yes, I made it up here just fine!"
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Wherefore seeing we also are compassed about with so great a
cloud of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight, and the
sin which doth so easily beset us, and let us run with
patience the race that is set before us, looking unto Jesus
the author and finisher of our faith; who for the joy that
was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame,
and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God.
-Hebrews 12:1

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Kid Jokes :: #20441 By from USA. Three small kids were bragging about how tough they were. "I'm so tough", said the first little boy, "that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week." The second little boy said, "I'm so tough, I can wear out a pair of jeans in a day." "That's nothing", said the third child. "When my parents take me to see my Grandma and Grandpa, I can wear them out in an hour." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Miscellaneous :: #2805 By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India The Road to Success The road to success is not straight There is a curve called failure A loop called confusion Speed bumps called friends Red lights called enemies Caution lights called family you'll have flats called jobs But if you have determination An engine called perseverance Insurance called faith A driver called GOD You'll make it to a place called SUCCESS! AUTHOR UNKNOWN     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Wisdom has two parts:
1) Having a lot to say
2) Not saying it

A woman went to the counter to purchase a drinking bowl for
her dog. The clerk asked, "Would you like it inscribed 'For
The Dog'?"

"It doesn't really matter," the woman answered. "My husband
doesn't drink water and the dog can't read."
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And he that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all
things new. And he said unto me, Write: for these words are
true and faithful. And he said unto me, It is done. I am
Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto
him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life
freely.

He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be
his God, and he shall be my son. But the fearful, and
unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and
whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars,
shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire
and brimstone: which is the second death. -Revelation 21:5

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